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2008: Your Guide to the Year Ahead - December
Posted 23/01/2008 by The Daily Diary
Continuing your exclusive look at the biggest stories of 2008 - before they happen.
December
Lord Chancellor Jack ‘Clutching at’ Straw is forced to deny accusations that the Ministry of Justice has proved expensive, unwieldy and slow to respond to market developments.
“We’re nothing like the old DCA, honest,” he says in a strongly-worded statement tattooed in gold on the back of a panda by his deputy assistant personal vice-secretary.
“Happy New Year and the best of luck for 2008,” the statement adds.
Bamboozled: an SRA worker ponders redundancy
Tomorrow: back to the usual stuff about lawyers walking on their hands across the Arctic for charity.
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