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Charlie says always tell your client before you go off somewhere
Posted 14/05/2008 by The Daily Diary
Kharismatic Kazakh mining magnate Vladimir Kim last week provided a valuable insight into how those expensive legal advisers earn their corn at the annual general meeting for Kazakhmys shareholders.
“We cannot answer what we want to,” he mad-libbed when pressed about a mooted takeover of rival gold-digger ENRC. “Otherwise Charlie [Jacobs] say, ‘Mr Kim, shut up!’”.
Rumours that Jacobs is set to release his own tribute to The Prodigy’s seminal dance hit Charly are surely too far-fetched even for The Diary to ‘repeat’. Or not.
If a Khazak billionaire offers you sweets, say no
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