Daily Diary

Suspicious minds

Posted 11/07/2008 by Daily Diary

Mancunian powerhouse Pannone struck fear into the hearts of many a paranoid husband and/or wife last week with its release of a handy new cut-out-and-keep guide to ‘the tell-tale signs of infidelity’.

According to Pannone’s dedicated experts in affairs, one-night stands and other generally immoral behaviour, boob jobs and an addiction to texting are apparently reliable indications that your other half is being less than faithful.

However, the release helpfully stresses that plastic surgery does not “necessarily” mean your wife is doing the rounds. “Just because someone takes up salsa dancing or enjoys spending time with their friends does not automatically mean that they’re having an extra-marital fling,” partner and divorce lawyer Andrew Newbury insightfully comments.

So, when your wife suddenly gets herself a chest like Jordan (gratuitously pictured right) or lips like Angelina Jolie, remember it’s not ‘necessarily’ a good thing…